Photo reblogged from Ocean Dreaming with 174 notes
I never want to demean another person’s creation, just wondering, who would wear a floral penis headband? Other than bachelorette party attendants, who is the target audience?
Yeah the ehtereal whimsy of this photo is really confusing to me. Like, “fairy penis”… or something.
I’d wear it. The target audience is me. I mean I wouldn’t wear it outside but that doesn’t mean I still wouldn’t wear it.
Is it…jizzing?
Source: regretsy.com
if there’s ever a zooey deschanel porn parody she should wear this
The commentary on this is just… AND YES, THE FLORAL PENIS HEADBAND IS TOTALLY JIZZING, ALL OVER YOUR HEAD.
i think it’s cute
Manic Pixie Dreem Ween
…i think if anything, what bothers me is 1) how large it is for a headband accessory 2) how obviously sexualized it is...